Professional Confessional

This is my favorite time of year.   It's a time for joy, good food, good times and great confessions! 

I don't think I've ever done a post based solely on confessions, and well, heck, it sounds like a jive ole' time to me!!!   So please add yours in the comments section.  It'd be nice to know that I am not the only weirdo and also to laugh at you all.     :)


Here goes my scandalous confessions for your reading pleasure. 

• I forget to brush my teeth sometimes and am then forced to be out in public with stink mouth.
• I also usually brush my teeth in the shower.
• I usually pee in the shower as well.  Sometimes while brushing my teeth. 
• I am gross.
• I fart a lot due to pregnancy.
• I blame it on Zachary.   Or the person closest to me in a public place.
• I steal Zacharys food sometimes while he's eating.
• I don't feel bad, he steals mine all the time. 
• I occasionally let Zachary watch Yo Gabba Gabba while I browse the internet.
• I occasionally say I bathed Zachary the previous night so Tom will do it when I don't want to.
• I have gained 10 pounds so far.  I'm pretty sure it's mostly in my ass.
• Yesterday I bit a hang nail off of Zacharys toe.  His feet stunk.  
• I tell Zacharys in home therapists we had a rough morning when we are still wearing our jammies at 11:00 a.m.  Truthfully, I was just too lazy to get us dressed.   

And there you have it.  I am genuinely gross.    And I am oddly okay with it.   :D 

Feel free to share yours below! 


      Here are some pictures since my blog doesn't feel complete without a few.

  

Zachary in his new temporary compression vest.

  

 17.2 week belly.  My room is a mess, don't judge me!

 

 

 

 

And another Christmas shot. 

 

14 days and counting until Christmas!