I don't think I've ever done a post based solely on confessions, and well, heck, it sounds like a jive ole' time to me!!! So please add yours in the comments section. It'd be nice to know that I am not the only weirdo and also to laugh at you all. :)
Here goes my scandalous confessions for your reading pleasure.
- I forget to brush my teeth sometimes and am then forced to be out in public with stink mouth.
- I also usually brush my teeth in the shower.
- I usually pee in the shower as well. Sometimes while brushing my teeth.
- I am gross.
- I fart a lot due to pregnancy.
- I blame it on Zachary. Or the person closest to me in a public place.
- I steal Zacharys food sometimes while he's eating.
- I don't feel bad, he steals mine all the time.
- I occasionally let Zachary watch Yo Gabba Gabba while I browse the internet.
- I occasionally say I bathed Zachary the previous night so Tom will do it when I don't want to.
- I have gained 10 pounds so far. I'm pretty sure it's mostly in my ass.
- Yesterday I bit a hang nail off of Zacharys toe. His feet stunk.
- I tell Zacharys in home therapists we had a rough morning when we are still wearing our jammies at 11:00 a.m. Truthfully, I was just too lazy to get us dressed.
And there you have it. I am genuinely gross. And I am oddly okay with it. :D
Feel free to share yours below!
Here are some pictures since my blog doesn't feel complete without a few.
Zachary in his new temporary compression vest.
17.2 week belly. My room is a mess, don't judge me!
And another Christmas shot.
14 days and counting until Christmas!